Enska... Ingi Viðar veikur en kennaranemi sem er systir Ragnheiðar og Brynja kenndu í staðinn.
Hehehe, við áttum að vera saman í hóp 4 og 4 saman og við, Kata, Ingunn og Ingibjörg bjuggum til eftirfarandi sögu út frá spurningum..A tale of a babysitter
Mary saw an advertisment for a babysitter in the store 7-11 hanging on a wall. She called that number and a drunk man answered. He asked: ,,Do I sound drunk to you”? She went like: ,,I don´t know!" He said: ,, Come here now, I live in a hut(hreysi)!" She said: ,,OK".
The house was a hut, it looked like a ghost house in an amusementpark. The drunk man came to the door. He was wearing a wonderbra, a t-string and green tights. He didn´t look like a man with good sense of fashion. She walked in and saw the baby in the garbage. The man said she was expected to feed the baby, give the baby a bath, clean the hut and the car and sing the little baby a lullaby. The man also said: ,, I will return when I have found a wife!!". She said: ,,OK".
She felt like she had to go to the bathroom. ,, Is there any bathroom in the hut?" ,, NO, there isn´t!!" The man left. She tried to open the front door but it was securely locked. She heard the baby crying. She walked towards it and saw a big, black dog in the baby cradle, but the baby itself was in the trashcan. She picked the baby up. Washed it, gave it a good meal and put it to sleep. Then she cleaned the hut and the car. Then she took the dog and the baby into the clean car and put the hut on fire. And then she sang:,, Burn baby burn!" Then she drove off with a dog , a baby and a smile on her face singing: ,, Burn baby burn!!"
The end!
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